Stress-Relieving Prayer

Somedays don't we all feel like doing this??? -->

Lord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Amen.