How Smart is Your Right Foot?

Always knew some part of me was smart ..............turns out my bloomin foot!
You must try this--it's amazing and takes only seconds

How Smart is YourRight Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And
you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can
outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

I told you so . And there's nothing you can do about it!

Stress-Relieving Prayer

Somedays don't we all feel like doing this??? -->

Lord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Amen.

What Face Do You Have On?

Think about how many faces you have...no, not literally (duuh), rather how many expressions you use in one day!
There's the morning face which is all dishelleved, frozen and sometimes imprinted after a solid nights' sleep or lack of it....it can be either cute or rather disturbing depending on the eyes of the beholder....
There's the 'Good Morning' face which you use to flash a brilliant smile that could light up the new world to spread "joy and happpiness' in the dullest of rooms...generally used at office and as you head towards your desk...I've notced people misuse this power by quickly falshing it and then turning it upside down!! Guess they're energy savers...
The 'Geez, look at the amount of work I have' face which is often accompanied by a hand on the hip gesture or an over exaggerated huff and puff...
The 'Bored' look which resemble the wall behind you...a yawn is a great accessory to this one!
And my personal favourite the 'Genuine Smile' which I hope you wear everyday! It's always the best look and goes with every trend and fashion! Keep Smiling!

To Be 8 Again..

You know what I miss most about being a kid? Laughing at the top of my lungs, running without any inhibitions, falling without embarressment, eating anything I pleased, having meals ready on the table without me having to think about it, digging up grass and hunting for bugs and worms just to gross out mom, getting pampered when I fell sick with hot chicken noodle soup and lots of gingerale, my mom's fingers running through my hair to put me to sleep, waking up excited about a new day, exploring just about anything, having water fights and not worrying about wearing a white tee-shirt and getting soaked, fighting over a toy and then getting bored of it and sharing cookies, loving going to school, using my imagination, thinking love was a funny word and not being afraid of anything in life!...

American Bush Baby!

Randy, Paula, and of course the infamous Simon Cowell arguably make up the essence of American Idol. Each week we tune in to see how rude, bored, or 'tipsy' the judges are when deciding the fate of the young hopefuls. The show is synonomous with making catty remarks, playing on the emotions of sometimes 'overdramatic' teens and helping to tone down an otherwise arrogant few. Not to say that this makes up the majority of the contestants but you have to admit there are a few whose head size is so massive you wonder how that much ego can fit in one head! Alas, there are a few who are sincerely trying and for lack of a better expression 'just can't cut it!'. These are the ones we sympathise with and feel bad for. But the former...you don't mind Simon rearing his ugly head and speaking his mind now and then....I mean, isn't that what makes up the show in the first place?

The recent controversy that rocked Idol (nope, not referring to Paula's ...ehem...confusion over coca cola), I'm referring to Simon saying that one of the contestents looked like a bush baby. The media went crazy condeming the show as becoming too mean......Firstly, this is not the first season of Idol so contestants and everyone else knows what to expect before they walk into that audition room. Secondly, imagine being a judge and listening to hundreds of 'horrid' auditions and whinning throughout the day and lastly, with reference to the Bush Baby comment.....I have no idea what a Bush Baby is, but it did sound funny! As for the Bush Baby himself....he's got himself an agent, gets interview calls on the top television shows and is splashed all over the news...now that doesn't seem mean to me at all... guess it's not that bad to be trashed by Cowell after all!...Just ask the Bush Baby! :-)

Poor LIttle Bug On The Wall

Poor little Bug on the wall...

No one to love him at all...

No one to wash his clothes...

No one to tickle his toes...

Poor little bug on the wall!

Canadian Home Security!

It's pretty safe up North in Canada!

The Shortest Essay

Once Oxford University creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery

The prizewinner wrote:

"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant....wonder who did it?"

Bitten by the Blogger Bug

Yes, I'm one of the last of my generation to be roped in to the crazy world of blogging. Not sure if that's a good thing or not. My sense of play and imagination have been having a long hard battle with my laziness. I was able to hold off in hopes that the gazillion thoughts that seem to bouce off the inside of my head and float around till they eventually get bored and drift away now have a direct outlet from brain to keyboard. And might I warn you..... THAT, ladies and gentlemen is dangerous...