Contacts

A woman is stopped by the cops for speeding, the officer goes up to her & asks to see her driver's licence, she hands him her licence;

"Hmm, on your licence it says you wear glasses, I don't see you wearing them, I'm going to give you a ticket."

The lady: " But I have contacts"..

The Officer shouted back: " I don't care who you know lady, you're getting a ticket."

:))