Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Some days are just like that!

I have a friend, Ashu, that works in mental health as a crisis worker. She recently began a new job. She was so eager and excited about joining this particular organisation, which dealt with coming in close contact with the patients. I wanted to check in on her first day so I gave her a call and it went simply like this:

Me: Hey! How’s your first day on the job going?

Ashu: Listen I’ll have to call you later…someone just threw a computer out the window! (Click)

Well, it left me wondering who chucked the computer out the window…the patient or the employee? ...

You can’t deny it…mental or not…we’ve all had days where we’ve felt like just throwing something! :D

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tooth Ache

What’s it with Wisdom Teeth? They take forever to come out and once they make thier grand entrance, all they do is sit at the back, rather useless, not contributing in the least bit and then one day they decide to trouble you to remind you that they’re there!!

Okay, so here’s the deal... I’m getting my wisdom tooth out the day after tomorrow! Not looking forward to it in the least bit! I know the pain all too well! All I can say is Ooowwch!


Sunday, November 16, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

One Minute!

Man: God, how long is a million years to you?

God: A minute

Man: And a million dollars?

God: An Indian Rupee

Man: Can you give me a rupee?

God: Just a minute...